The Evolution of Keith Albow

Dr. Keith Albow in contemporary America, here in the Year of Someone Else's Lord 2011: "PANIC and don't let your kids watch that TV dance show with Chaz Bono on it, or they might grow up like him."

Alternate universe version of Dr. Keith Albow, writing op-eds forty years ago: "White parents, don't let your offspring watch Soul Train lest they grow up and catch Teh Blackness."

Me, intensely annoyed: "If nontraditional heterosexual procreative sexuality freaks you out, why the hell are you watching dance shows anyway? You wanna freak out about gays and trans, learn your stereotypes."