Buy This Man Some Hair Dye, Stat
Michelle Obama claims the gray strands in the hair of her 50-year-old husband prove he deserves a second presidential term.
In other news, my local Target sells black hair dye for less than $4 a dose. I figure less than $100 should keep Obama's hair maintained in all its ebony youthfulness long enough to get us through to the 2012 election, and if "gray hair" is the only thing keeping that corrupt SOB in the White House I'm willing to personally shell out the money it costs to keep it at bay.
In other news, my local Target sells black hair dye for less than $4 a dose. I figure less than $100 should keep Obama's hair maintained in all its ebony youthfulness long enough to get us through to the 2012 election, and if "gray hair" is the only thing keeping that corrupt SOB in the White House I'm willing to personally shell out the money it costs to keep it at bay.
posted by Jennifer Abel at 6:51 PM
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In other news, my local Target sells black hair dye for less than $4 a dose. I figure less than $100 should keep Obama's hair maintained in all its ebony youthfulness long enough to get us through to the 2012 election, and if "gray hair" is the only thing keeping that corrupt SOB in the White House I'm willing to personally shell out the money it costs to keep it at bay.
I was out in my workshop this morning "organizing" things a bit, and I came upon something that might be of help: a couple of 25 year old, unopened bottles of Shinola brand black leather shoe dye. I know leather dye isn't exactly the same thing, but hell, Obozo doesn't seem to know shit from Shinola anyway, so perhaps it would work.
Grecian Formula would be most appropriate as Obama is pushing us to be politically and economically like Greece.
My preference for him would be a spray-on color that would drip over Obama's face when he is forced to sweat answers for questions not on the teleprompters.
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