Wrong Kinda Sexy
It is snowing right now, and I'm about to go to my car and begin my slow, cautious drive to work. I'm wearing multiple layers of clothes for warmth -- I do have a waist, but you'd never guess it to look at me today -- and also have a gray cloche hat perched atop my head. In silhouette, I look exactly like an erect, uncircumcised penis.
This is not how I wanted to spend the last day of the first decade of the third millennium.
This is not how I wanted to spend the last day of the first decade of the third millennium.
posted by Jennifer Abel at 7:23 AM
3 Comments:
Oh ... ugh ... head hurting ... so many potential penis jokes to follow this one ... ouch ...
Might as well admit it
You're a dick who's in love.
I might keep the hat on all winter. It's nice and warm, and there's no point in even TRYING to make my hair look good when it has five pounds of melting snow in it anyway.
Post a Comment
<< Home