Happy Holidays (this time for real)
If my snarky holiday column explaining the inherent insultingness of the phrase "Happy Holidays" isn't to your taste, perhaps you'd prefer my boyfriend's annual holiday story instead. (Disclaimer: any resemblance between me and the character of Sadie is purely coincidental. So he says.) Whichever holiday you do or don't celebrate this time of year, I hope you have a good one.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish wrapping these gifts. I love to buy gifts, and I love to give them, but dear God how I hate wrapping the damn things.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish wrapping these gifts. I love to buy gifts, and I love to give them, but dear God how I hate wrapping the damn things.
posted by Jennifer Abel at 4:04 PM
3 Comments:
...but dear God how I hate wrapping the damn things
Well then this is right up your alley!
That is why God invented Gift Bags.
I'm also disenchanted with the process of wrapping gifts. However (and unreasonably, I suppose), I always feel a bit cheated when I get something in a gift-bag...
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